The other day, as I was leaving work, I saw a pair of baby goats playing. Fortunately I always keep my camera nearby, just in case I come across something “picture-worthy” (such as a pair of baby goats playing). After I took the picture, I was struck with an unusual thought. For me, unusual thoughts are fairly commonplace, so they are probably only unusual for “normal” people. As I watched the two baby goats playing, I wondered, “Who came up with the idea of 'goat yoga?'” You can look it up, goat yoga is a real thing. Now, in my book, yoga itself seems a bit odd. I know that there are supposed to be health benefits to twisting and contorting one's body into a variety of pretzel-type shapes, but to me, it looks kinda goofy. I just wonder about the person who said to herself as she was twisting her body into the squatting dragonfly position, “What would really make this experience better is to put a goat on my shoulders.” Did she bother to get the goat's opinion on her idea?
That brings me to another question. What was the first guy who ate a raw oyster thinking? By the way, I happen to like raw oysters. I don't eat them anymore because I heard they have germs and stuff that can make you sick. But I wonder about that first guy who looked at a raw oyster and thought to himself, “Hmmmm, that wad of slickness on the half-shell sure looks tasty.” I do admit, I admire his boldness.