Rick Patrick
Columnist
I have always been one to enjoy a good bit of humor. Of course when I say a “good” bit of humor, I mean the really “bad” jokes, puns and one-liners that are truly worthy of eye rolls. Luckily for you, I happen to be in a very generous mood today, so I will share with you some of the best (meaning worst) cringe-worthy puns I could find. You are welcome!
• I once had two dogs named Rolex and Timex. They were great watchdogs!
• I have a good friend named Jack. He can talk to vegetables. Yep, Jack and the beans talk!
• I tried to think of a pun about carpentry, but nothing wood work!
• I would never make a pun about maize, it would be too corny!
• I like watching the Olympics because I get to hear so many national anthems. I have always liked country music!
• I remember the tallest kid from my high school. His name was Hugh Mungus!
• I had a friend named David who had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now!
• Someone tried to tell me nothing rhymes with orange. I told them, “No, it doesn’t!”
• Puns might make you numb, but puns about math will make you number!
• Before the crowbar was invented, did crows have to drink at home?
I once tried to submit those jokes in a joke contest. I thought for sure one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. You now have a good reason to smile, or perhaps roll your eyes, here on the Sunny Side.
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