I'm sure many of y'all remember the popular TV show from years ago titled, “Kids Say the Darnedest Things.” It has always been one of my favorites.
Those of you who are faithful followers of our weekly visits may remember a story about a young fellow approaching several people at a softball game asking for a dollar with which to purchase a “bag of red Doritos.” It was one of the funniest exchanges I've ever witnessed. I do admit, I admired the little guy's persistence.
I recently attended the high school baseball team's end-of-the-year banquet. This same little guy was there. I found out that he had a family tie with one of the players. I also learned his name, but I won't share that here. I imagine some of you may know who he is anyway. Throughout the evening, I admired the way this little guy (I'm thinking about three years old) “worked the room.” I don't think there was anyone he did not speak to. I know that there are dangers out there, but this guy was in a very safe environment, and he probably knew it.
As I was on my way out the door after the banquet, I noticed he was right behind me. I tried my best to make sure he didn't make an unexpected “run for it.” One of the adults asked me if I was heading home, to which I answered in the affirmative. That's when the little tyke chimed in. “I'm going home too,” he said. “It's okay, I can drive.” To tell the truth, I have no doubt if he could have reached the steering wheel and at least one of the pedals at the same time, he would have at least given it a shot.
I do look forward to seeing this kiddo grow up. I have no idea what the future may have in store for him. With his confidence and boldness, I have no doubt that he's going to grow up to be a special guy. I also have a strong feeling that as long as he's around, I'm not going to have shortage of material. All I have to do is follow this youngster around and wait for him to say one of those “darnedest things.”